Andrew: Hello and welcome to another edition of Scramble for the Ball's Preseason Over/Unders, in which Bryan and I make ridiculous and outlandish predictions about future NFL occurrences, then point to the few we get least wrong at the end of the year as evidence of our otherworldly clairvoyance.
Bryan: I was informed that last year's predictions would be lost in the Great Website Changeover of '18. Now everyone can go see that we thought the Eagles would underperform last season! Bah and humbug.
Andrew: Clearly, that only happened because we covered the East divisions first last year, before we had time to properly break in our Magic 8 Balls.