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Robert Quinn was fated to join the Chicago Bears in 2020.
The team's marquee free-agent signing this offseason couldn't decide between agreeing to a deal with the Monsters of the Midway or the Atlanta Falcons. This was beyond a pros and cons list, too important to put to fan vote and otherwise impossible to figure out.
So the defensive end did the only other logical thing: He flipped a coin.
That can't be the most comforting news for the Bears front office, but they ended up winning the right to sign the edge-rusher anyway.