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Review: In ‘NFL Confidential,’ Protein Shakes Instead of Bling and Booze

There are many ways to be macho on a football field. In “NFL Confidential: True Confessions From the Gutter of Football,” a player writing under the pen name Johnny Anonymous relates a method of expressing masculinity that fans might not have considered.

“For some guys, linemen especially,” he writes, urinating in your pants while on the field “is actually a thing, a sign that you’re so into the game, so much of a fighter” that you won’t pause to use the toilet. “You’d rather let it spill out all over your legs.”

This is demented. The upside, I suppose, is that you have marked your territory.