will be here all week.
The head coach, in a desperate attempt to motivate his team ahead of Sunday's 31-28 win over the , pulled out a sledgehammer and some watermelons and went full Gallagher in a Saturday team meeting, per the NFL Network's Tom Pelissero:
You know things are bad when you have to resort to prop comedy. But hey, the 3-7 Cowboys apparently responded to the motivational tactics and are still, somehow, just a half-game out of first place in the hapless NFC East.
And that might be the biggest joke of all.