In one trip to the United Kingdom in 1985, Chicago resident Clark Griswold managed to cause several car wrecks, collide with a bicyclist, and level a UNESCO World Heritage Site to the ground. It was perhaps the worst trip to England that any American has ever made … until Myles Gaskin and the Miami Dolphins arrived in London this past week. In just a wee bit of game action against Jacksonville, Gaskin surpassed thresholds for both rushing and receiving incompetence that nobody else has in the last half-decade.
Gaskin first rose to prominence at the University of Washington, where he set school records with 5,323 yards and 57 touchdowns rushing.