The following Houston Texans column is not about any of these usual Texans topics:
- What an excellent young quarterback/MVP candidate Deshaun Watson is;
- Whether DeAndre Hopkins is the NFL's best wide receiver or merely one of the top two or three;
- J.J. Watt, Hall of Famer/humanitarian/beloved-cultural-icon-in-absentia.
In fact, this column is barely about the Texans' Big Three at all.
This is a column about (gasp) other Texans players making significant contributions and (deeper gasp) what a good job Bill O'Brien is doing as both a coach and (wheezing hyperventilation) personnel guy.