Welcome to Bad Takes Week, where MMQB staffers have been asked to expand upon some of their worst football takes. These are columns on the ideas they believe in strongly, even if it makes the rest of the room groan during our pitch meetings. Keep an eye out for more of these throughout the week.
I have a lot of bad takes. Like, some really hot bad takes. I emailed my editors three that I’d even consider unloading for Bad Takes Week while keeping a handful tucked away in my mind because they were too hot to handle.