Loser League Season Preview: Sam Darnold and Other Disasters

Here's to those who draft not wisely and are hopeless by Week 3;

To the ones who curse in anger at their useless, benched QB;

To those who'd trade their left leg for their guys to catch a ball;

Here's to the losers; bless us all.

Hello, fellow Losers! We're baaaaaaaa-aaaaack!

In the beginning, there was very little. When Football Outsiders first flickered into existence in the summer of 2003, it looked very little. There was no Audibles at the Line, no Quick Reads, no Almanac, no KUBIAK. We hadn't even put the D in DVOA yet, and DYAR wasn't yet a twinkle in anyone's eye. But right there from the very beginning, right there in bold text in the introduction post that went up on Day 1, was the…