Just Say No to the New York Jets

You're Wasting Your Money. I Guarantee It

NFL Offseason - A turbulent financial period is a great time to invest in a New York Jets Super Bowl prop bet.

Wait, that's wrong. A turbulent financial period is a great time for judicious belt-tightening, or perhaps a little long-range stock speculating, or just about any other expense in the universe except a Jets Super Bowl prop bet. Because a Jets Super Bowl prop bet is like running to the edge of a pier and throwing your money into the sea.

David Purdum of ESPN reported last week that the Jets have been attracting some high stakes attention throughout the offseason. High stakes, it must be noted, is a relative term. Purdum mentions individual…