Browns defensive end Carl Nassib stormed onto our radar earlier this offseason with a seemingly cogent, but overly profane tutorial on long-term investment strategies.
Each week, however, more of the curtain has been peeled back on the third-year pass rusher via Hard Knocks. Those who may have latched on to Nassib’s financial advice on Episode 1 may have left Episode 4 very concerned that they’re in the grip of a madman.
“Bro aliens are real,” Nassib said to a pair of teammates in Tuesday’s episode. “I don’t know that they’re real, but I think that they’re real.