Say goodbye to real-world responsibilities, supportive relationships and Sunday plans. Instead, say hello to another year of waiver hawking, trash talking and Sunday-couch-squatting. Grab a brewskie (or a nice, refreshing glass of water) and bunker down in your preferred cave of choice—it’s football season and time to draft inconceivably indomitable fantasy football rosters.
First things first, if you’re in one of my fantasy leagues this season—stop reading here and go read Benito Cereno or something.
With that out of the way, let’s get to it. We’ll mock up the first four rounds of a 12-team, standard league draft (1 QB, 2 WR, 2 RB, 2 W/R/T, 1 TE, 1 K, 1 D; 4-point passing touchdowns) and then touch on some of the best keeper players and most glorious team names.