Watching this offseason unfold is like watching slow-motion footage of two trains chugging toward each other on the same track while a tornado approaches from the horizon.
Multiple disasters are coming. And there's nothing we can do to stop them.
Trade whispers and free-agent rumors are supposed to make fans cheer. This year's gossip inspired more facepalms and shrugs.
Nick Foles to the Jaguars? Too safe. Kyler Murray to the Cardinals? Too dangerous. Le'Veon Bell to the Jets? Too Jetsy. Eli Manning back while the Giants move on from defensive starters like Landon Collins and Olivier Vernon?