ESPN.com · Jan 16
Darnold-to-JSN gives magnetically dull Seahawks indispensable flair
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GO AHEAD, CALL the Seattle Seahawks boring. They'll thank you for it. The God-given right to a drama-free existence is the first article of their constitution. They are deeply, magnetically dull. Mike Macdonald, the head coach, speaks as if he pre-scans every sentence through an algorithm that removes any trace of personality. Macdonald's motto, enthusiastically adopted on T-shirts throughout the locker room, is M.O.B. -- Mission Over Bulls---. The B.S. part precludes any player from saying anything that even approximates controversy. Every mouth travels with its own chaperone.
