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A Very Joe Judge Christmas Carol

NFL Week 15 - Urban was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. Urban Meyer was dead as a door-nail. This must be understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.

Joe Judge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Judge and Meyer were peas in a pod; cut from the same cloth and dyed of the same material. And even Judge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event; 'twas a cutthroat business, this of the NFL head coach, and the passing of yet another college master was not an event that would prey so significantly on his cognation that he would give a tuppence worth of thought to the matter.