Football Outsiders · Oct 28, 2022
32 Horror Movies for 32 NFL Teams
NFL Week 8 - Wanna see a scary movie?
Chris Ballard is a man so terrified of rebuilding around a young quarterback that he will do anything to avoid it: even stitching together veteran quarterbacks, the tail end of one's career butting up against the final year of another's. Because of Ballard's mad experiments, the Indianapolis Colts' fortunes extrude from one broken down quarterback and flow into the next in a nauseating-yet-poignant metaphor for the grotesque excesses of consumption culture and the futility of the human condition.
Watch, watch if you dare, as Ballard builds The Quarterback Centipede.
