Urgent Breaking News: The Starting Lineups For the Puppy Bowl Have Been Released

...and oh man, are these dogs adorable. While Corgis are conspicuously absent (come on Discovery Channel, do you even internet?), it still isn't even fair how cute these dogs are.

Check out the lineups here, and make sure to tune in to the Discovery Channel during the Super Bowl halftime show to watch something infinitely better than Bruno Mars.