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MARTIN SAMUEL: If they see the Big Six as allies, Newcastle and Nottingham Forest are even more foolish than they look... the Premier League elite do not want company - PLUS, why Jude Bellingham should ignore Real Madrid's mind games

A closed shop is not looking for trade. And the Big Six are not looking to become seven any time soon either. Certainly not eight.

So, if the word from recent Premier League meetings is to be believed, Newcastle and Nottingham Forest are what are known as useful idiots. It is suggested both are cosying up to the elite cabal, the Super League clubs who not so long ago were looking to stampede over the horizon, destroying the Premier League in the process, and leaving the clubs who remained choking on their dust. Newcastle and Forest have big ambitions and see the six as their natural allies.