Yankees.com: Stray Cat Only Yankee Representative Who Didn’t Stink

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It was a bad night all around for the Yankees on Monday at Yankee Stadium. Left-hander Andrew Heaney pitched his first game as a member of the team, and it was an outing he would like to forget.

To make matters worse, New York had problems with right-hander Jorge López, who led the Orioles past the Yankees, 7-1, despite entering the game with a 6.19 ERA.

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Not even a loose cat in left field in the eighth inning could rally the Yankees, who went 0-for-11 with runners in scoring position and stranded nine men on base.

“We weren’t able to mount much swinging the bat, other than creating a…