Money: it buys things. Crates full of white chocolate-coated Reese's peanut butter cups, for instance. Or abandoned malls. Or Bryce Harper's services, when he becomes a free agent in 2019. (All three of these options are equally appealing, but if you were to put a gun to my head to make me choose one—and why would you do that, you monster—I'd say that of course I'd choose Harper, but I'd secretly go for the Reese's.) Recently Scott Boras felt the need to remind us he is Bryce Harper's agent, which led to a bout of semi-informed speculation about where Bryce Harper is likely to end up when he finally hits the market.
Yankees Rumors and Gossip 9/25/15: Bryce Harper, future Yankee?
