I just want to spit this onto paper. I don't want this in my head anymore. This New York Yankees offseason feels vintage. Not in a pre-2004 "we own baseball!" kind of way, though — in the way where they don't understand quite how far behind they are, don't align on any of the league's best available players, and might get stuck paying some receding big names for a farewell tour instead.
With that in mind ... are we 100% sure the Yankees aren't a fit for Kenley Jansen, who would probably fall somewhere in between 2008 Pudge Rodriguez and 2025 Paul Goldschmidt on the Washed Legend Effectiveness Scale?