Pinstripe Alley · May 1, 2016
Yankees 0, Red Sox 8: Everything is still terrible
Consider yourself among the lucky ones if you were fortunate enough to have plans that didn't involve watching the Yankees on Saturday night. Like we've grown accustomed to at this point, everything about the game was painful. The fact that it's still April matters and does mean that the team has plenty of time to dig themselves out of this hole they've dug for themselves, but gracious. Nothing is entertaining about them right now.
No one should waste valuable time reading words about this game, so here is the briefest of reviews of utter garbage.
The Good:
Ha.
Nothing.
Literally nothing.
It might rain tomorrow? We can only hope.
The Bad: