You did it. You actually did it. I’m a Millennial named Karen who has took the brunt of all the old-school Karens being, well, Karens and always said, “Not me. I’m not that Karen. I’ll never be that Karen.” But you’ve gone and done it. You’ve turned me. I am now that Karen and I’d like to speak to you about my experience as a fan of your team…
How. Dare. You? Do you not see the interlocking NY on your uniform, sir? Do you not understand the history of your organization? Do you not care how embarrassing your players look right now?