Over the course of a long, bleary-eyed season, you'll occasionally catch your eyes darting to someone's gaudy minor league statistics and asking yourself, "Are these real? How can these be real? Is there something wrong with me for being interested in these? Why doesn't anyone seem to care about them?"
Son? They are not real. They are messing with your head. That is the story of Allan Winans, who briefly cameo'd with the 2025 Yankees when they needed sturdiness, if not something spectacular, and instead received next to nothing.
Winans, claimed off waivers from the Atlanta Braves prior to the 2025 season, never flashed plus stuff in the minors.