LAS VEGAS -- We're not really sure why Adam Ottavino got on the subject of his hypothetical domination of Babe Ruth, but that doesn't mean we can't be thrilled that he did. For one, it's a beautiful testament to our endless quest to entertain ourselves to death, and it caused otherwise lucid humans to dive into the respective statistics of the two men in an attempt to provide a solution to a problem nobody knew existed.
For another, it is further proof that we will argue about literally anything.