That sound you hear is 1,000 Houston Uncles kicking over 1,000 spittoons after watching Jazz Chisholm Jr. bat flip into the stratosphere while the Yankees embarrassed the Astros in H-Town for the eighth consecutive time. Never mind that Carlos Correa pauses to check his watch after every clutch home run, of course. No, no. It's the Yankees who are a disgrace to the game.
Tuesday night's 7-1 Yankees victory in the first game of their massive 12-game stretch against contenders represented their eighth straight win in Houston, which has been a house of horrors so often for them in October.