Well, it’s the game nobody wanted.
No, seriously. Any New York Yankees fan would prefer literally anything else to what’s going down on Tuesday night. Dinner and drinks with the cast of Jersey Shore. Being strapped to a chair for 24 hours and forced to watch Pauly Shore movies the whole time. Taking a dozen tombstone piledrivers from The Undertaker while Kiss’s Music From “The Elder” plays in the background.
This isn’t overly dramatic, devoted readers. The New York Yankees are playing the Boston Red Sox in the single-elimination AL Wild Card Game.