What if New York Red Bull players were spokespeople?

This week's wrap-up show for The Football Ramble included a fun little bit where the boys were trying to figure out what managers would be good spokespeople, and what company that would represent. We thought it was a funny bit, which of course means we need to apply it to the New York Red Bulls. Here's a few ideas for what companies Red Bull players, manager, and TV personality would represent.