Chicago Fire is at Red Bull Arena this week, and it has been suggested there might be more to the team than Dax McCarty. Once A Metro is not entirely convinced, but we asked Hot Time in Old Town's Sean Spence to set us straight.
Once A Metro: It's hard to keep up with all the comings and goings around the league. Any interesting additions to the squad this year? How are they looking? Especially the red-headed one.
Sean Spence, Hot Time in Old Town: Ok - for those folks who've completely tuned out on Your Two-Time Defending Wooden Spoon Chaaaaaampeeeuunnnnnns, we are about 18 months into the dukedom of Nelson Rodriguez, who was raised to the station by shadow lord Hauptman, from whom all blessings flow.