When even the UK's Sun newspaper is raising an eyebrow at a story, you know you're looking at transfer gossip from the least-credible end of the spectrum of rumors.
"Ju Must Be Kidding" gasps the Sun's headline about Tuttosport's suggestion that Sami Khedira is "tempted to experience living in Major League Soccer at the end of this season".
The story suggests Khedira has been contacted with contract offers that are "economically, very, very tempting".
The clubs allegedly doing this tempting are LA Galaxy and both of MLS' New York teams - i.