Once A Metro gave up hoping Ronaldinho might suit up for the New York Red Bulls some time ago, but we have never quite been able to let go of the dream of seeing 'Dinho play somewhere in America (or Canada; Canada would do) - and maybe meander into Red Bull Arena as part of an opposing team.
He's not what he used to be, no question. But he is still 'Dinho.
Unfortunately for OaM's fever dreams, Ronaldinho hasn't appeared able to secure any sort of secure employment since parting ways with Fluminense toward the end of 2015.