Preview: New York Red Bulls II march on to Cincinnatti

Would Cincinnatus be a viable Presidential candidate? Should America have just made Daniel Boone king? More ridiculous questions below.

Instead of harping on again and again about how New York Red Bulls II are second in the league, undefeated for seventy million games, and are looking like the most dangerous team in the United Soccer League, I have chosen to do something different with today's preview. I could reiterate the same narratives over and over, trying to evolve the same storylines through hollow rhetoric, but, instead, I have decided to give you some things to think about as you watch tonight's game.