Once a Metro · Jan 27, 2021
Notting Bull: a targeted allocation romance
Photo by AMA/Corbis via Getty ImagesThe Once A Metro Community Theatre Players are proud to present the exciting conclusion to our production of Notting Bull.
EXT. CHAIN HOTEL – DAY
The Red Bull van comes to a stop in front of the moderately priced chain hotel. KEVIN THELWELL jumps out. DENIS HAMLETT leans his head out the window.
HAMLETT: Go!
INT. CHAIN HOTEL LOBBY – DAY
Thelwell sprints to the front desk.
THELWELL: Excuse me, concierge, where is the Kaku press conference?
CONCIERGE: Are you an accredited member of the press?
THELWELL: Yes…
He pulls a card out of his wallet and holds it up.
CONCIERGE: Sir, that is a gift card from Nando’s.