Matchday Preview: DC United

Wayne Rooney already picking up American fashion.It’s about time humans invented a new instrument. As a species, we haven’t scratched the surface of the amount of horns there could be. We could just keep adding curves and loop-de-loops until it’s not a trumpet anymore. Or we could just start combining instruments, call me crazy but the saxotuba is coming. Can you tell I’m running out of ideas? At least Major League Soccer never runs out of teams to preview.

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The Red Bulls face a familiar foe in D.C. United, with Saturday’s upcoming being their third meeting in 2022. Not much has changed for the capital-based club, only a little known British coach by the name of Wayne Rooney…