That’s TWO too many men penalties. TWO. And not just near the bench, either: six Rangers out there doing their thing (which is clearly not counting) until the ref was like, “Dude,” and the second time was like, “DUDE.”
What? Haven’t you ever heard of in medias res? No?
OK, fine. I’ll start at the beginning. The Rangers somehow beat the Wild, which was nice because all the Minnesota boys had family and friends out in full force, but was less nice because OH MY GOD THE ODD MAN RUSHES. THEY NEVER STOPPED. Fortunately for New York, the Wild wasn’t so much with the finishing, which might explain why this was their 4th loss in a row.