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NY Rangers fire JD and Gorton: There’s a Horse Loose in the Hospital

The New York Rangers announced today that Jeff Gorton and John Davidson have been fired from the organization. The news is shocking of course, but the greater implication is worse. Before I dive into my analysis, I would like to reference the great John Mulaney, speaking on a certain presidency that I will not divulge. There is a horse loose in the NY Rangers hospital.

It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything’s going to be OK, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next.