NY Post · Apr 1, 2019
Steven Matz will show his spring training was an aberration
Steven Matz Anthony J. CausiNo Fooling? Manny Machado is a Padre. Pete Davidson is dating Kate Beckinsale. Trump is still POTUS. Alec Baldwin still thinks he’s funny. Mike Pence wants to go back to the moon. The wall is still not built. OBJ is a Brown. Kristaps Porzingis has been accused of rape. Miley Cyrus is going to be part of the 50th anniversary at Woodstock. The Orioles took two of three from the Yankees and the Daily Lose costs more than your Post. Unbelievable, but don’t be fooled. They’re all true.