Folks, there are Gatorade baths. These are the typical human-body drenching celebratory acts first made famous by the 1986 New York Giants circa Bill Parcells.
The players will sneakily roam the sideline while setting up a path towards the head coach and ultimately, to championship-clinching glory.
That’s the regular Gatorade bath.
But then there are Yoenis Cespedes Gatorade baths, the casual yet forceful kind in which routes and planning simply act as elementary.
Yo don’t care. He’ll take the entire jug of fluid by himself while sprinting across the entire path en route towards the unsuspecting victim.