In years like this, it’s easy to break up with the major league players and start romancing the fellas in the minors. The New York Mets have been so bad this year, many fans are filing for divorce from their favorite big leaguers and hoping to find a younger significant other to fill the void.
We no longer enjoy Todd Frazier‘s company. Yoenis Cespedes is never home, leaving us feeling cold and alone. We feel distant from the bullpen and we’re positive the Jay Bruce we originally married has become a different man.