JOY IN METVILLE, the front-page headline of the New York Post read Thursday.
I could have come up with some other suggestions:
METVILLE WATERBOARDING CONTINUES
Or METVILLE DUMPSTER BLAZE TO BURN 5 MORE YEARS
When I woke up to read that billionaire hedge funder Steve A. Cohen was nearing a deal to buy the New York Mets from the Wilpon family, everyone was elated.
After a decade of post-Madoff penny-pinching and excuse-making by Fred and Jeff Wilpon, Mets fans were finally getting a deep-pocketed owner expected to spend whatever it takes to build a champion.