If you’re going to get caught having an affair, you best not do it during the slowest sports week in America. All-Star week includes multiple days where none of the four major sports play any games. It’s a good time to take a break from the New York Mets and maybe attend a Coldplay concert; just be sure to do it with the person you’re married to.
Andy Byron won’t be able to escape the memes for a little while longer because baseball fans had more than enough time to dig up all of the dirt on him this past week.