Timberwolves 103, Knicks 92: “Poop emoji”

Jesse Johnson-USA TODAY SportsRiddle me this: there’s a car accident. A child is taken by ambulance to the hospital, where the ER doctor sees the victim and declares, “I can’t operate on this patient.”

“Why not?” the EMT asks. “Are you the father? The mother?”

“No. This patient is already dead.”

New York’s 103-92 loss in Minnesota to a Timberwolves team missing Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins contained the legally minimal amount of involvement by the Knicks necessary to qualify as a game. This one was the rare amalgam of rarely interesting and never competitive. The Knicks were wearing their road whites for the 1000th time this season, which I don’t know what their record in is but I’m…