It is an honor and a privilege to announce that Matt Miranda is the first Frozen Envelope guest to appear two weeks in a row.
I think you all know what that means.
Congratulations, Matt! I look forward to forcibly removing you from my apartment, having you arrested, and baselessly accusing you of alcoholism 20 years from now.
Until then I suggest we all listen to this week’s ‘sode, in which Matt and I ponder: How disrespectful is silence? What should go into a 2016-17 Knicks time capsule? Is a yam still a yam if you fall down while yamming?