Raptors 117, Knicks 92: ‘Broke 80!”

Have you ever watched Training Day? Yeah, you probably have, but if you haven’t you’re a loser and you should. So a quick synopsis for the losers among us: Ethan Hawke wants to become a narcotics officer, and he’s assigned to be evaluated for a day by Denzel Washington, who is the head detective of a narcotics unit.

Denzel’s character is a corrupt piece of shit, who at various points makes Hawke smoke PCP, leaves him to fight two crackheads by himself who are trying to rape a 14-year-old girl, and help Denzel illegally break into and rob somebody’s home, among other things. Anyways, Hawke has a super shitty day and after all of this bullshit, Denzel takes him to run an errand, but actually…