Before returning to his Baltic homeland for a quick vacation, future five-time MVP and light of my life Kristaps Porzingis sat down with Bleacher Report's Jared Zwerling for a comprehensive interview. The lanky Latvian gave us insights into teammates, basketball terminology and steak preferences. The results were predictably charming and awesome.
Come with me now, as I take you on a fantastic voyage into Zinger's Brain.
- 7eave it to Carmelo Anthony to send congratu7atory texts with his own particu7ar f7air:
Carmelo Anthony reached out to me after I got drafted.