Abe:
Jayson, it’s an early Monday evening here in New York City and I feel like hammered shit because we both drank too much last night. But I did win an adjusted money line bet on LeBron’s team in last night’s All Star game, and I just ordered an entire quart of wonton soup with sparerib tips and pork fried rice on Seamless, and I’m already back in the saddle with what our old friend Tom Wambsgam might describe as an incredibly cold and crisp glass of white wine, so I suppose you have to take the good with the bad in life.