Would ya look at this: the Knickerbockers are playing basketball today! I can’t believe this is where we are, but I’m eagerly anticipating the studio cheese of Robert Randolph’s boomp-clap anthem. I even want the muted theatrics of Bill Pidto’s xanafied John Moschitta Jr. impression. I guess it’s a safe bet that the pandy has driven me in-god-damn-sane.
It’s been several eternals since the gang got together but tonight they’ll dust the chandeliers and shake off some jitters against the Detroit Pistons. Wild! How long before someone gets COVID and it shuts down a team? A league?