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Game Preview: Knicks at Magic, 4/3/2019

Too many ill-fitting reasons not to let this one slip away. The Magic have to pull the rabbit out of the hat, and immediately cut it’s head off in front of the screaming children who grab their ears and twist out clumps of hair. Parents will never be able to help them fully recover. The children go on to live off the grid in the woods, surviving as a pack for several months before being cornered and eaten by that ornery chupacabra that we call cap space.

The Knicks need enough cap space to fit an entire family of live rabbits in.