Elfrid Payton is reportedly signing with the Phoenix Suns

Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty ImagesHello, friend. I have some good news for you—news that will hopefully quell the nightmares you’ve been experiencing over the past year or so...

ELFRID PAYTON HAS FOUND A NEW NBA TEAM!

The Phoenix Suns had great success getting Cameron Payne back on track. Per a source, the Suns are hoping to run that back by signing Elfrid Payton to a one-year, veteran minimum contract.

— Keith Smith (@KeithSmithNBA) August 6, 2021 Kick it one time for me, Kool & The Gang!

It seemed clear that the much-maligned point guard would not be returning once the front office signed Kemba Walker, but we couldn’t be quite sure. What if somebody got hurt mid-season and Elf…