If you were born yesterday, I have terrifying truths to tell about the life and times you’ve inherited. On the plus side, the Knicks are good and mailbags are a-plenty. The last time those two stars both appeared in our Friday Night Knicks skies was...(buffering)...NEVER! Whoa!
Wondering what the new ceiling for Kristaps Porzingis may be (trick question: the limit does not exist!!!)? Tired of all the posers posing trick-ass nicknames for Frank Ntilikina? Do ye seek one moniker to rule them all? Curious what kind of side hustles Joakim Noah could/should/must dabble in while on indefinite paid leave?