76ers 117, Knicks 91: “Feels like we’re down 60”

The Knicks followed Tuesday’s butt-ugly loss in Detroit with an assy, never-once-sassy-stuck-in-molassy blowout loss in Philadelphia, 117-91. For nine minutes shit was competitive, till a 39-15 Philadelphia run bridging the first two quarters rendered it straight-up shit. Ain’t no ornate or interesting hook for this one, true believers. You can put all the lipstick you like on a pig, but turn the heat up high enough long enough and the nose knows it’s pork. The Sixers stuck a fork in New York early and cooked them on a steady flame the rest of the game.

Imagine combining Enes Kanter’s offense and Mitchell Robinson’s defense into one player. Nice, right? He still wouldn’t be as good as Joel…